Prince of Dorkness : more notes from a totally lame vampire / by Tim Collins ; illustrated by Andrew Pinder.

Title :

Prince of Dorkness : more notes from a totally lame vampire

Author:

Collins, Tim, 1975-

Format:

Books

Summary:

After changing from lame to super-attractive over school break, vampire Nigel acquires a girlfriend, Chloe, and starts the new term as one of the most popular students at school, but then a new student sets his sights on Chloe and Nigel must compete for her affections.

Language:

English

ISBN - ISSN:

1442433884

9781442433885

Physical Description:

331 pages ; 21 cm

Subject:

Vampires -- Fiction.

Werewolves -- Fiction.

Schools -- Fiction.

Love -- Fiction.

Diaries -- Fiction.

Vampires -- Juvenile fiction.

Werewolves -- Juvenile fiction.

Schools -- Juvenile fiction.

England -- Fiction.

England -- Juvenile fiction.

Love stories.

Diaries.

Fiction.

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Summary

With his newfound vampire powers and his girlfriend Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as the school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, appears at school. All the girls think he's better looking than Nigel. He's definitely stronger and faster than Nigel. And he's just stolen Nigel's girlfriend. What's a totally lame vampire to do?

Write bad poetry, get regularly beaten up by his little sister now that he's too weak to retaliate, and spy on his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend. . . . Eventually Nigel follows Jason and his family to the park in the middle of the night and is stunned to see them all transform into werewolves.

Will the truth win Chloe back? Or will Nigel be left howling at the moon in frustration?

Author Notes

Tim Collins is the author of ten books and has contributed to many magazines and newspapers. Originally from Manchester, he now lives in London.

Excerpts

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 31 School starts again tomorrow. It will be the first time I've seen my true love Chloe in two weeks, as she's been on holiday with her parents in Greece. She invited me to go with them, but I was worried the sun would hurt my skin. Plus, I didn't want all those mosquitoes sucking my blood. Which is rather hypocritical, I know. © 2011 Michael O'Mara Books Limited Excerpted from Prince of Dorkness: More Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire by Tim Collins All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.