"Something scary stalks the streets of Texas, leaving a trail of corpses in its wake. The only person standing in its way is Larry Chaney, a slacker reporter who can't hold a job, can't keep a girlfriend and doesn't even know the capital of Australia. Woof! Larry must go undercover at a local furry convention (it's a long story, trust us) if he has any hope of stopping the beast dead set on turning the lone star state into an all-you-can-eat buffet." -- Page 4 of cover."